Monday, November 27, 2006


The best with friends is that they can make you laugh at yourself. And after all, there is pretty much to laugh about...


Why be a girl when you can be a boy? .... Being a girl is so complicated.


Saturday, November 11, 2006


After a short chat with Angie we have realised that we're both at the first stages of Alzheimers. Hence forgive us if we forget this blog. And may we trust our premium and platina members to either 1) remind us about the blog's existence, or 2) make their own postings without blessings from the goddesses.


Sunday, November 05, 2006


Morning (the good greating was already passed on in the earlier posting. Call me rude or efficient!)

There are many times when playing a good game is all we want to do. Most often these instances occur after minor alcohol consumption. Here are some examples of good games:

1. Live a musical! I.e. dont speak, sing your heart out. You need something? "Help! I need somebody help!". Hot date with your partner? "And I-ai-ai-ai will always love you". Tired? "Good night sweetheart well it's time to go". and so and so forth...
2. The Read-between-the-lines. A friend of mine (he prefers to be anonymous) and me came up with this game, probably under the influence of alcohol. However when trying to explain the game in a sober state to someone, it didnt really work out. And unfortunately we havent been so drunk lately to actually try the game out for real. But the idea is splendid, and Im sure I'll enjoy playing the game one fine day!
3. Go through all classical song lyrics. Here are some examples:
- Pulp: Underwear - " If fashion is your trade then when you're naked, I guess you must be unemployed"
- Blame it on my youth - "If I believed in love, when first we kissed, blame it on my youth. If I forgot to eat and sleep and pray, blame it on my youth" etc etc. Basically the whole song becomes classic, let me explain why. If you feel like you're silly in love, you can always blame it "on your youth". So you dont need to take bad credit for acting silly. Plus that also means that you're not old at all, since you're blaming it all on your youth.
- Robbie Williams: Monsson - "Ive had more blonds than brunettes". Obviously only is a classic line since it's Robbie's, and acts in my favour.

I had a real classical line, but Ive forgotten it for the moment. Please excuse and let me come back, once it has come back to me.

Adios amigos

Can you run out of bullshit?

Good Morning (well for me at least)

The question that is keeping us all awake night after night is "Can you run out of bullshit?". And unfortunately the answer is that, yes, just like you can run out of inspiration, energy and emotions, you can run out of bullshit. This can occur in times of good stress (meaning bad stress for the bullshitting. But good in the sense of you have a lot to do, but meaning you dont bullshit. So actually it's bad stress. Cause normal bad stress which keeps us activated but not the mind busy, will create bullshit, so that is good stress for the bullshit), or because your happy with your partner, or have a dog or any equal pet consuming your attention (at least Ive heard this could happen from others) etc etc.

But, dont worry, there is remedy! Here follows the HP-formula to be back on track:
1. Have a chat with Angie - not only is it entertaining, you can also turn anything and everything around, and all of a sudden the world is an arena for bullshit. Not to mention that you also realise that you're the queens of everything!
2. Go to a meeting totally unprepared - Im telling you, when it's time for you to give your thoughts or an update, the bullshit will just flow!
3. Pretend your pregnant - put a pillow under your shirt and walk into the office. Im sure a lot of bullshit will come out when you have to explain that you're 7 months pregnant. Obviously this only works for girls. Or actually, if a guy would do it, more bullshit explanations would be needed.
4. Phone Niel (and his phone number is +91 12 34 56 78). Sam is equally as good. But dont think that this means that you can phone any random Indian, it's Sam and Niel we're talking about.
5. Book an island - now we're talking Richard Branson style. Bring some alcohol, and a few like-minded friends! Guaranteed entertainment!
6. Write a list of ways out of bullshit depression - Im telling you the pressure on your shoulders to cure the world will give you inspiration!

Well, that's it folks!! hope it can help!! Please also share your tips. We might all need these tips in moments of despair!

Yours truly and truly yours