Sunday, July 30, 2006

Cars and driving


Let's all just come to an agreement:

1) in countries with white police cars (like Sweden) white normal cars should be forbidden, so I dont need to worry each time a white car shows up in the rear mirror and I think they'll catch me for speeding
2) drivers who dont intend to drive at least at the maximum speed limit (like driving 70km/h on a 90km/h road) should preferably stay at home continue living their slow life
3) caravans or any other big vehicles, who are blocking the road and sight and who cant drive fast enough, should preferably only drive during specific hours when noone else is on the road


Thursday, July 06, 2006

It's a men's world....

..... even the saying "What's up?" goes for men. I mean I never know what to answer to that question. But men at least they have the physical ability to have something pointing upwards...


Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Staying sober

So they say that to avoid that painful hangover or that dreadful state of drunkness when you do stupid things and cant remember anything the day after, one should skip the last two drinks. But what if one has already had the last two drinks?