Robbie

Had the honour and pleasure to see Robbie on tv today. I quote:
"They asked me to join Take That for a good bye tour. The journalists were saying that I never gave a proper goodbye. And I thought they had a case, so I considered it. Then I saw that I had sold 3 million tickets to my own concerts... ;)". That's the way to go Robbie!

I dont care if he's gay - I would be all his!!

/H

Care for some Viagra today?

I guess you have all heard about Impulse Products, those ones you buy in the spur of the moment, those ones you buy without anticipated consideration, those ones you find usually while you are waiting for your turn at the supermarket queue.

Impulse products usually include gum, sweets, celebrities gossip & fashion magazines, razors, batteries, etc.

But hey, that applies only when you are offline.

Online, the impulse product seems to be our world wide famous: Viagra and all their sustitutes.

I dont know about you, but i get tons of mails per month trying to convince me to buy Viagra or Love Tabs or Cialis or or or.. And now that i think of it, even Michael Jackson himself has emailed me with such offers!

Now, trying to go to the bottom of all this, is Viagra seriously an impulse product? Is it something you buy in the spur of the moment or something you buy because your moment gets spurred by something else than you and your capabilities?

As for me, i SWEAR if the moment comes, ill be the first to run to the pharmacy, not only by impulse but by ACTUAL need, and get some Viagra, Cialis or whatever new catchy name they have.

For the time being, i wont buy Viagra out of impulse, even if they advertise it on our beloved Random BS box! Instead, ill remove the damn box and try to come up with something else later.

Damn, im a genious!

Wrong place

You can be at the right place at the right time.
Can you be at the wrong place at the right time?

If you can, that’s the perfect excuse for being late. “Oh, sorry. Are you there? Im right here, it’s just that “here” is the wrong place.”

/H

The king of B.S.

Im not kidding, this danish soldier/speaker/bulshitter is actually called B.S. Christiansen.
What a name, what a man, book him for a lecture on harccore BS:
http://www.bschristiansen.dk/idd46.asp

Food (....what else?)

I dont think it's me eating too much. I think it's others eating too little

/H