Talkin' 'bout my generation, this is my Microwave generation !

I wrote this note on Valentine's day... just publishing it now on Absolut Bullshit, excuse my laziness:

I’m writing this note to wish everyone of my generation a happy Microwaved Valentine’s Day.

If we link a generation to a product that heavily influenced its times, then this one should definitely be called the Microwave Generation. We like so much this home appliance that we shaped our social behavior in general and love relationships in particular after this wonderful device.

We use microwaves to heat things, they are heated fast, and they get cold even faster. We eat tasteless ready-made dishes, we defrost food that ends up cooked on the sides and some even use it to actually cook things, bon appétit with your tasteless cancer-prone gourmet meal.

And another striking similarity lays in the fact microwaves only accept plastic, a noble material that we cherish particularly, we are plastic and rubber generation!

Get past your hangover on this beautiful sunny Saturday morning, look around you, do your homework and find out what I mean...

Long life my generation, turn your sound system the loudest possible, put on Territorial Pissings of Nirvana and listen up to Krist Novoselic sampling the youngbloods, then leave your microwaves behind and go get together right NOW.

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another right now

Pax (and love)
A.

Spicy

If you cook and you dont follow the recepy when adding spanish peppar/chili, but adding much more, it is also good if you dont follow the recepy when it says "cut them in supersmall pieces". Cuz God, isnt it a painstaking job to, with fire in your mouth, remove all the chili even when it's cut in big pieces.

Conclusion - if you do one thing bad, do two things bad to make it good.

/H

Love

All,

There's been silence... From many of us. Now my reason was just pure technical. I swear I had made a posting, but in the old blogger version and it didnt want to post. And now when Im on the new blogger version, my set up is in English. So God knows if this will actually be posted.

Other reasons for this silence can also be, love. Love is in the air! Spring is here! Amit just shared his date-story. We are also guessing that people are not just getting lovey-dovey, but that people are actually also getting more sex (at least if you're a grand bullshitter). Check out the results from the poll!! It's statistically proven: bullshit leads to more sex!! And, arent we all happy with that? ;)

Later aligator
/H

Back...

Have not been active at all on this, but I was reading my archives in last May - what was I upto and got reminded of this beautiful blog which enhances our learning, laughter to a potential never seen before!

Now, this post is dedicated to the Dutch couples. In transition during my AI term, a question was asked during Get-to-know Dutch culture - How do men go out for dates with women?

And there were some options - saying they go with a bouquet of tulips, they say some thing in Dutch and then there was this option that they commute to the place of the date on a bicycle with a guy riding it and the girl sitting on the back. This is the last option I ever thought of but surprisingly enough this was the correct answer.

I thought the person who was sharing this pulled something of his arse to make it funny, but after about 10 months in this country, this is true. You see couples going on bicycles and not the good classy ones - but the peasant looking ones.

Why I thought this was surprising was that in India if you take a bicycle and pick up a girl, you are the biggest buffoon on this planet - you are a certified loser! The girl will slam the door saying Dude - did you have have peanuts in your brain while thinking of this date?

Sadly - but true - though its one of the the most environmentally friendly vehicle - if you are riding a bicycle even when you are in your uni. its like "dude get a life" kinda feeling that is evoked amongst your peers. When I was riding a bicycle until high-school, I definitely used to get some stares... People can definitely ride bikes - no issues, but not while going on a date dude.

Ode to Valentines

I just think its mandatory to write a post about one of the Most Bullshit days of the calendar.

And what better than sharing with you the most brilliant and creative piece of advice i have read in a long while:

Last-Minute Valentine's Day Gifts to Pick Up on the Way Home from Work

Avoid the lines at the florist, the department store, and the chocolatier, and dash into one of these stores for unconventional Valentine's Day gifts instead:

• At a Toy Store - Pick up Twister, the Milton-Bradley game that's fun for all ages. And even more fun for adults.
• At Home Depot - Pick up an elegant dendrobium orchid, potted and ready for Valentine's Day giving.
• At Walgreen's - Pick up massage oils and body chocolate (available in four flavors) in the Valentine’s Day aisle.

Last-Minute Valentine's Day Gifts for Women

Even if you select them at the last minute, gifts that bear a big red heart are sure to melt hers. Some ideas:

• Heart-shaped locket
• Heart-shaped picture frame, with a picture of the two of you
• Heart-shaped, red-satin box of chocolates
• Heart-shaped candies that say "I Love You"

Last-Minute Valentine's Day Gifts of Desperation

Quick items to grab and go:

• Stuffed animal from stationery store
• Book of love poetry
• Store-bought book of love IOU's
• Heart-shaped cake or cupcakes from supermarket or convenience store.

Even if your gift is acquired last minute, your thoughtfulness and generosity will be appreciated and the good feelings will last long past Valentine's Day. Just don't forget to include a Valentine's Day card!!

I wonder how much research it took to these guys to come up with such wonderful ideas!

Just for the record and future reference, I am a woman and my heart definitely does NOT melt with gifts that bear a big red heart.

Over and out!

CongratZ

Bullshiterladies and Bulshittermen,

happy new year, no happy birthday.... no, shit !!! man it's the one year bullshit anniversary, ahhhhh happy anniversary fellow bullshitters!

I just contributed by one post and I got myself floods of gratitude and tons of love, waw !!! that's what's called mastering the art of bullshitting... My bullshitting muse is empty and my life is way too serious, so please bullshit me Angie, Hanna... Seriously, you gotta give me classes of bullshit, I realized my life is lacking essential bullshit elements that are good for you, like omega3 and Bifidus...

Actually I suspect my life is all bullshit, that's why I don't see bullshit anywhere... coz I am living in it. You know when you get used to some bullshit until you loose your bullshit sensors and it beecomes your life. Yeah exactly like in the matrix, I think I took the wrong pill and it took me straight to the toilet... I was luckier than the guy in trainspotting, I could reach the toilet :))))))))

If you feeling good and you feeling Iry say hail bullshit.

Hail bullshit !!!!
A.

Happy Anniversary!

ONE year has passed since we started with this noble initiative, and its time to evaluate the impact Absolut Blogshit has had in our lives.

Have we become more successful with the opposite sex? Have we gotten smashed at a party for free? Have we gotten a promotion at work? Have head hunters started chasing us? Have we gotten free tickets to the coolest event in town?

Vote on the brand new poll and share your experiences with us!

While im at it, i would like to say thanks to all the people who have taken time out of their busy schedules this year, to write posts on Absolut Blogshit and thus, participate in the quest for a better world!

I want to thank Blogger for giving us the chance to make this dream a reality. We really appreciate we can use this site freely and for free.

I also want to thank my wonderful boyfriend, who has truly helped me developing myself during this year to publish posts i never thought i could write.

Last, but definitely not least, i want to thank Hanna for this great year! You have been a fellow bullshitter, a friend, a dancing partner, a sister in crime, a balancing help when drunk, a crayfish-peeling trainer, etc. Theres NO WAY Absolut Blogshit would be alive today without you!Tack så mycket!

May Absolut Blogshit live LOOOONG and prosper!

Cheers, Salud, Skål, Yung Sing, Kippis, Prost, Salute, Kampai, or whatever you say in your language.. !

Angie