Sunday, May 28, 2006

Bullshit is useful!

Okey, I have read the following:

"What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life?

If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hardwork and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!"



So, dont feel guilty for spending time on this blog! ;)
/H

1 Comments:

Blogger Angie said...

Finally!! I think we kinda knew this already, but its always cool to reinforce stuff with some mathematical figures!

Now I think that typical 'MORE than 100%' actually makes sense :)

Off to achieve 103% and 118%,

/A

30/5/06 16:55  

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