Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Special Announcement

Dear Bullshitters (and Bullshittees) of the world,

In the last couple of days, we have all witnessed the skills that Mr. Indranil Das Blah (t.c.t.c. Niel) has thoroughly displayed on this blog. His eloquence, as well as his genuine commitment to this noble cause, has granted him a Premium Membership on Absolut Blogshit.

This Premium Membership entitles Niel to spend a fabulous weekend in Madrid with one of the honorary founders of this site: Miss Pulli. However, as the weather in those latitudes at the moment must be kind of extreme for someone coming from the Bullshit capital of the world (read Delhi), and we obviously wouldn’t want to take the risk of having our first Premium Member freeze to death, we will make all the arrangements for May, when (hopefully) the first summer breezes appear.

I would just like to remind Niel our rule #1: Don’t bullshit the bullshitter, which means we are very much looking forward to see those millions coming, because the thought of white sandy beaches (not to mention the extensive list of alcoholic beverages) is locked in our minds.

I will also take this opportunity to encourage each one of you to be active participants of Absolut Blogshit and thus, brighten our day with some quality bullshit.

Truly but not yours,

Angie

2 Comments:

Blogger Blah.....I got there first! said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's an absolute honour. I would like to thank my ...this is where the "I just won the Ms Universe" speech kicks in, but since I can never win the contest (1. I'm not a girl as a few of you may have deduced; 2. Am not good looking as none of you would have deduced; 3. Doubt if you guys would be interested in reading the speech, something which I have deduced) I shall not go into the speech.
Anyways, the millions have started rolling in, the alcohol is ready and chilled and the beaches are all set to witness the mayhem they have always deserved to see. So dear kindred souls, you need not worry.
As for the accusation that I bullshit, I state, for the Nth time, "I do not bullshit, I merely and merrily state facts".

Yours but not truly / Niel

8/2/06 03:15  
Blogger Angie said...

Ahhh, what a merrily stated fact Niel! I will let the image of millions, drinks, and beaches be the one that closures this (rather dull) wednesday and Ill walk home with my chin up, proud of my account somewhere, looking forward to better days! (I just hope better days dont include birds' poo in my face though).

And hey, just so everybody is very clear.. we do not accuse anyone about anything on Absolut Blogshit, and in case we do, we probably dont mean it.. or maybe we do, but we still do not accuse anyone about anything..

Au revoir!

8/2/06 18:55  

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